Its cool how you can sometimes see reality. Real reality. Like yesterday I was going to the toilet and I thought: “Why the fuck do we wipe our asses with puppy printed toilet paper? Is this normal?” I don’t get it. Why do marketing people think that I want a cute little puppy dog between my butt cheeks. I almost feel insulted. And every time I see a puppy now a days, I feel a little tingling in my tush.
And I used to love puppy’s. I used to love my toilet experiences. But ‘my oh my’ did marketing people really fuck it up for us.
2 replies on “Damn Puppy’s”
I heard that there was Obama toilet paper for sail to promote him during the election.
Yeah just whipe your ass with the future president. It’s not that he needs the colour of anything.