Its cool how you can sometimes see reality. Real reality. Like yesterday I was going to the toilet and I thought: “Why the fuck do we wipe our asses with puppy printed toilet paper? Is this normal?” I don’t get it. Why do marketing people think that I want a cute little puppy dog between my butt cheeks. I almost feel insulted. And every time I see a puppy now a days, I feel a little tingling in my tush.
And I used to love puppy’s. I used to love my toilet experiences. But ‘my oh my’ did marketing people really fuck it up for us.